BBCH: Jay and Calista Evicted In Double Eviction January 26, 2008

Now, I love Big Brother, there’s no arguing about that, but this season of Celebrity Hijack has been so dull I can’t even bring myself to watch it anymore. So, I just report what I find. I just can’t wait for the American version to start in just a couple weeks.

Calista was evicted last night with 25% of the public vote.

She was followed shortly there after by Jay who was evicted with 30% of the public vote.

BBCH: Latoya Voted Out In Surprise Eviction January 24, 2008

Latoya and Emilia were nominated for eviction this week and just as the house mates settled in for movie night, Dermot O’Leary interrupted them to tell them there would be a surprise eviction.

With 56% of the public vote, Latoya because the 4th person evicted from the Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack house.

Then they had to turn around and nominate again, everyone but John (who’s immune) and Anferny were nominated.

BBCH: Liam and Victor Evicted January 19, 2008

Last night Liam and Victor became the second and third house mates evicted from the Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack house.

It was a surprise double eviction, and by surprise I mean a surprise to the house mates.

I can’t say I’m really surprised. We’ve seen Victor’s chauvanistic antics over the past couple weeks and Liam has been, well, a total bore.

Liam was evicted with 44% of the vote and Victor was evicted with 32% of the vote.

Victor’s Best Bits:

Liam’s Best Bits:

BBCH: Joan Rivers Picks Three For Eviction; Practical Jokes Backfires And Housemates Threaten To Walk January 17, 2008

Joan River hijacked the Big Brother house last night as most of the house guests had no idea who she was, Calista described her to Anferny as a “comedian with big lips.” He shook his head and had no idea who she was referring to.

Joan Rivers had house mates come into the diary room in groups of two or three and had each other give her reasons why the other should be nominated, with the ultimate decision to be left in the hands of Joan Rivers.

At the end of the task Joan Rivers decided that along with Victor (who was chosen by Anferny earlier in the week to automatically face eviction): Emilia, Liam and Jeremy would also all face eviction. Her reasons?

• Emilia: She needs to go out into the real world, as if she hasn’t already been there.
• Liam: Because he masturbated.
• Jeremy: Because she wants to be the one to knock him down before he gets a big career boost.

Upon her departure Jay and Latoya thought it would be funny to play a practical joke on some of the house mates. Jay was to throw water in Latoya’s face and she was to react without restraint and pretend to actually be offended. When the joke went on as planned it quickly backfired as house mates got “emotional invested” in the argument.

Victor was the one to throw a huge fit about it claiming they played with his emotions and made him (him, in particular) look like an idiot. Victor then proceeded to verbally attack Jay and Latoya insisting the joke made himself and others look like fools. First he went after Laytoa, then he attacked Jay. Jay made the best point by saying that even if the argument was real it was his and Latoya’s argument not his, Latoya’s and Victor’s argument. He also made the point that when Victor fights with his sister and calls her a ‘slut’ their arguments are real and emotionally involve everyone in the house.

After they both received a verbal lashing from Victor, Latoya freaked out and wanted to go home, she even threw the glass she was holding on the ground and ran into the house to talk to Big Brother. First she went to apologize to Victor who had long been throwing a temper tantrum walking through the house punching doors, walls, and knocking things over. When Latoya entered the bathroom Victor and Emilia freaked out at her and started swearing at her to leave with Victor rushing at her in anger. Then during a discussion about the argument between Victor, Emilia and John- John referred to the feuding groups as “parties” Emilia quickly jumped on him saying, “this isn’t a campaign.” John got really upset and ran out.

Emilia then wanted to walk, along with her brother because she feared that Big Brother was making them look like idiots on television.

Which they are.

Nathan remained the hot tub throughout the duration of the feud.

Tomorrow, this happens:

AND this…

AND this…

BBCH: Victor Nominated Again After Anferny Fails Kidnapping Task January 14, 2008

Anferny and Amy were kidnapped as part of their daily hijacked task where they underwent an interrogation in an attempt to have the kidnappers extract a four digit code Big Brother gave each contestant earlier that day.

If either Anferny or Amy revealed their four secret digits they would fail their task. The first person to divulge their numbers would then have to nominate another house mate for instant nomination. The winner of the task, the one who doesn’t give up their number, would win immunity from the next nomination as well as the chance to choose another house mate to win immunity as well.

The interrogators lied to both Anferny and Amy telling them that their other house mates (who remained in the house) needed the codes to complete their daily task which would allow them all to be immune from the upcoming nominations. Anferny and Amy were split into different rooms and the interrogators told Anferny that Amy had revealed the first two digits of her number (even though she had not). Anferny then revealed his first two. The interrogators then returned to Amy who wasn’t have any of their bullying antics. When they returned to Anferny they told him that Amy had now revealed all her numbers and the task would be over once he gave them their last two digits.

Anferny obliged.

The task is over.

For not revealing her secret digits Amy was awards with 5,000 pounds and elected Anferny to avoid nominations this week alongside herself. Anferny was then forced to nominate another house mate for eviction and he decided, reluctantly, on Victor.

He then cried for the rest of the night.

Oh, Anferny.

And also, before I forget, Victor called his sister a slut on international television.

And one last thing before I end this post. One thing I found strange about last nights episode was that it was Day 10 but two separate house mates had no idea what day it was. One thought it was Day 8 and the other referred to it as Day 7.

BBCH: Liam Is A Great Singer January 14, 2008

BBCH: Nathan’s Music Video January 12, 2008